No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.

You hit me with a cricket bat.

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

  1. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.
  2. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.
  3. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.

  • The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
  • You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
  • You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

You hit me with a cricket bat. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

You’ve swallowed a planet! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.

You’ve swallowed a planet! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You’ve swallowed a planet!

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?